To: Evil Discussor

In response to Dear Evil Discussor... Why is my boss a douchebag?


Dear Sir or Madam,

In what manner was this post supposed to be humorous, enlightening, or an interesting read? It appeared to be nothing more than an infantile regurgitation of a most unpleasant word, which I refuse to type; and a nonsensical word, dingbat; repeated adnauseum simply because they "sound cool together."

Your post may come across as intelligent commentary to the television watching drolls that frequent your blog, but to the true intelligencia it reads as a futile attempt at comedy; which you, more than likely, plagarized from According to Jim or some other television "sitcom" that is dumbing down the american consciousness.

I suggest you abdicate your blog immediately and focus your energies on getting an education, as it is apparent you will never achieve notoriety from your writing. This will enable you to find a job that doesn't involve tossing pink sawdust on a 3rd grader's expelled food.

Good day,
Douglas Sinclair
P.S. Change your name to Bromidic Discusser; it seems to be more apropos.