State of Americans

With the election looming near, I have been inundated with political messages of the power starved. Despite the noise pollution that their radio advertisements and stump speeches produce, I occasionally listen. I have yet to hear much about the issues that matter to me; an increase in the number of bi-cycle lanes, a ban on non-public motor vehicles, and subsidies for struggling artists who give their lives to beautify the minds of the public. But, I have heard one statement common among this year's politicos: People are smart.

People are not smart, especially americans. Have you walked around this country lately? It's disgusting; the ignorance displayed on a regular basis by the unenlightened half-wits that have ruined this country. They have taken what was once a glorious country, home to the best and brightest minds known to man, and transformed it into the originator of the dunderhead; a true idiots paradise.

It used to be that these dumbed-down individuals stuck to shopping malls, strip malls, and really any corporation infested area where they could quickly satiate their needs to fill their SUV's with mass produced crap that they don't need, whilst filling their faces and expanding their ever-burgeoning lard-filled bellies with fistfuls of food. Because not only have americans become dumbest of the dumb, but they are the fattest of the fat. And they are now spreading, like an insidious disease, away from the commcercial zones and into the arts district. Polluting the eyes with images of their disgusting bodies, ill-fitting t-shirts, and slogan emblazed hats; gymnasium's and libraries are two places they've never heard of.

Don't bother trying to converse or discuss the days events with one of these neanderthals either, you'll only be left infuriated by their willfull ignorance of the facts and at their lower-level opinions. It's come to the point where the intelligentsia of this country are left to wonder where is their home? Where may they roam? Because it certainly isn't here. It certainly isn't in a country where a man like Sean Hannity - the true king of the troglodytes - propagates lies of a dolt as facts day after day, and in no case is reprimanded; rather proclamation is made that he is a "great american."

And they are right. He is.