Complaints

Lately I have recieved complaints that my posts are too long, too complicated, and require too much brain power to fully comprehend. I don't mean to offend, but if your attention span is so miniscule that 2 minutes of reading is too burdensome for many of you "blogosphere" people, than I suggest you turn your attentional resources to something more simple.

Television watching is known as an activity for the lazy. Whereas reading is an active endeavor which engages the mind, sitting on a couch and taking in whatever the "boob" tube tells you to think is a rather mindless activity that requires little thought or effort. This is why you so often find the elderly, senile and mentally handicapped captivated by the glow of electronic diodes.

You see, I do not own a television nor do I eat at fast food "restaurants," so I have not been brainwashed into becoming another go-go immediate-gratification automaton. Because of this I have been able to maintain an attention span that enables me to read a piece of literature, longer than two paragraphs, without becoming so bored that I then incoherently scribble a complaint to the author demanding he shorten his writings.

The solution is not for me to change, but for you look deep within yourself and find out why you are incapable of staying attentive for longer than five minutes. It is probably because you are an ignoramus, in which case your opinion matters little to me. If you are not, but still found reason to complain, than I suggest you reevaluate your position. You are probably missing the point to my writings; there are reasons for their length, complexity and overall unique nature. It is within these deeper meanings that true joy can be obtained from my work. What I am publishing is perfect, so logic tells us that it must be you that is the defective and must change.