People seem to never learn that if you want to be thin, tone and healthy you need to actually workout and eat healthy. There is no magic diet or pill that will instantly make you thin; unlike your McDonalds burgers that are not only made instantly, but make you obese just as fast.
I guess I'm the sucker for treating my body as a temple over my entire lifespan thus far, by eating only all-natural foods and bi-cycling daily, when I could have been stuffing my proverbial face with Whoppers and chicken fingers, and guzzling gallon after gallon of soda pop to quench my pallet. Because now comes along the lazy mans cure-all; The Power Plate.
This innovative machine (not pictured above left) will do all the work for you. Not only that but it only involves two simple steps:
- Step onto designated standing area.
- Stand on designated standing area.
The Power Plate then vibrates the ground you are standing on and the workout commences. It should be noted that if standing is too strenuous it is probable that sitting on a chair in the standing area could be substituted for actual standing, with little effect to your "workout."
Apparently, I'm not the only one who is quite amazed by the magic this machine performs,
"The Power Plate is said to be responsible for the incredible shapes of not only Madonna, but also star such as Claudia Schiffer and Natalie Imbruglia."
So to the loutish society, continue to eat your deep fried pork rinds and Corn Nuts, because at the end of the day you will be able to vibrate your fat away; the celebrities said so.
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